Oh, man, Simisear is unbelievably fabulous. Take a look at that gorgeous scarf ‘round its neck and its exquisitely curly hair. And its pose and expression seem to be perpetually saying, “GUUUUUUUUUURL!” Yes, if Pokémon were people, this one would undoubtedly be the sassy gay teen.
Why, it’s positively flaming!
Ugh I hate when people are like “WELL MY ANIMALS ~STILL ALIVE~ SO IT MUST BE DOING JUST FINE”
all these people think an animal needs to be is still alive for it to be taken care of properly.
It doesn’t matter if their bird hops from perch to perch obsessively
Doesn’t matter if their rat paces in its cage
Doesn’t matter if their animals seem sluggish or depressed
AS LONG AS ITS STILL ALIVE ITS OK